Two Drunks

Merci mon amie!!!!!!

Tue, 17 Sep 2002 00:56:20 GMT

Quoi de neuf? Ca va? Je vais bien! Ce soir, Je bois vin avec mes copains a l'ordidateur. Does that last sentence make sense to you?
It's late, crashing soon... painful red achy eyes. I'll try to post frequently soon. Your LJ needs a few updates.

TD

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ~ Steven Wright

Supositories

Wed, 05 Jun 2002 01:15:16 GMT

I've been looking for supositories that aren't too big.

No luck.

I didn't know supositories were so expensive. I was so used to having my "shopper" do all the shopping for me. Buying stuff like suppositories and night cream is really quite embarrassing for someone as known as me.

At the counter, the ladies always ask me to crack a joke about the things I am buying ... I have no jokes for suppositories...

My hauted house...

Tue, 28 May 2002 23:06:19 GMT

You know my cabin used to be haunted but I believe the ghosts have all left since the night I ...
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Just Venting...

Mon, 22 Apr 2002 23:26:24 GMT

I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent.

Went to this Function for KIDS WITH DIABETES

Mon, 22 Apr 2002 23:24:12 GMT

Just around the corner from my house. I wanted to give time to the poor and/or needy and I figured why go downtown, I can even walk to this place. So there I am eating a steak as I am going to take a bite, some young "WANNA BE COMEDIAN" (this city is full of those) comes to ask me for an authograph and my dentures fall on the plate with the steak.

NO fun getting old!

Getting old sux a huge one...

Mon, 22 Apr 2002 23:20:59 GMT

I never knew getting old would be that hard.

How to cure Champagne headaches?

Sat, 29 Dec 2001 04:14:51 GMT

I am hungover. I drank with some friends last night and I'm way too old for these parties.

FAME & FORTUNE (my a**)

Sat, 15 Dec 2001 05:33:54 GMT

Somebody humour me!!!