urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phyllisdiller Two Drunks Two Drunks 2002-09-17T00:56:20Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phyllisdiller:7183 2002-09-17T00:56:20Z 2002-09-17T00:56:20Z Staind - Mudshovel Quoi de neuf? Ca va? Je vais bien! Ce soir, Je bois vin avec mes copains a l'ordidateur. Does that last sentence make sense to you? <br />It's late, crashing soon... painful red achy eyes. I'll try to post frequently soon. Your LJ needs a few updates. <br /><br />TD<br /><br />Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ~ Steven Wright urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phyllisdiller:6989 2002-06-05T01:15:16Z 2002-06-05T01:15:16Z I've been looking for supositories that aren't too big. <br /><br />No luck. <br /><br />I didn't know supositories were so expensive. I was so used to having my "shopper" do all the shopping for me. Buying stuff like suppositories and night cream is really quite embarrassing for someone as known as me. <br /><br />At the counter, the ladies always ask me to crack a joke about the things I am buying ... I have no jokes for suppositories... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phyllisdiller:4885 2002-05-28T23:06:19Z 2002-05-28T23:06:19Z DMX - What's My Name You know my cabin used to be haunted but I believe the ghosts have all left since the night I ...<br />{insert next line} urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phyllisdiller:2509 2002-04-22T23:26:24Z 2002-04-22T23:26:24Z I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phyllisdiller:2228 2002-04-22T23:24:12Z 2002-04-22T23:24:12Z Just around the corner from my house. I wanted to give time to the poor and/or needy and I figured why go downtown, I can even walk to this place. So there I am eating a steak as I am going to take a bite, some young "WANNA BE COMEDIAN" (this city is full of those) comes to ask me for an authograph and my dentures fall on the plate with the steak.<br /><br />NO fun getting old! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phyllisdiller:1920 2002-04-22T23:20:59Z 2002-04-22T23:20:59Z Godsmack - Voodoo I never knew getting old would be that hard. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phyllisdiller:1395 2001-12-29T04:14:51Z 2001-12-29T04:14:51Z Coldplay - Trouble I am hungover. I drank with some friends last night and I'm way too old for these parties. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:phyllisdiller:511 2001-12-15T05:33:54Z 2001-12-15T05:33:54Z Linkin Park - My December Somebody humour me!!!