Two Drunks' Journal

Monday, September 16th, 2002

Subject:	Merci mon amie!!!!!!
Time:	8:51 pm.
Mood:	lethargic.
Music:	Staind - Mudshovel.

Quoi de neuf? Ca va? Je vais bien! Ce soir, Je bois vin avec mes copains a l'ordidateur. Does that last sentence make sense to you?
It's late, crashing soon... painful red achy eyes. I'll try to post frequently soon. Your LJ needs a few updates.

TD

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ~ Steven Wright

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Tuesday, June 4th, 2002

Subject:	Supositories
Time:	8:55 pm.

I've been looking for supositories that aren't too big.

No luck.

I didn't know supositories were so expensive. I was so used to having my "shopper" do all the shopping for me. Buying stuff like suppositories and night cream is really quite embarrassing for someone as known as me.

At the counter, the ladies always ask me to crack a joke about the things I am buying ... I have no jokes for suppositories...

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Tuesday, May 7th, 2002

Subject:	My hauted house...
Time:	1:13 pm.
Mood:	contemplative.
Music:	DMX - What's My Name.

You know my cabin used to be haunted but I believe the ghosts have all left since the night I ...
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Saturday, April 20th, 2002

Subject:	Getting old sux a huge one...
Time:	3:24 pm.
Mood:	apathetic.
Music:	Godsmack - Voodoo.

I never knew getting old would be that hard.

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Tuesday, April 2nd, 2002

Subject:	Just Venting...
Time:	5:30 am.

I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent.

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Saturday, March 16th, 2002

Subject:	Went to this Function for KIDS WITH DIABETES
Time:	9:20 am.

Just around the corner from my house. I wanted to give time to the poor and/or needy and I figured why go downtown, I can even walk to this place. So there I am eating a steak as I am going to take a bite, some young "WANNA BE COMEDIAN" (this city is full of those) comes to ask me for an authograph and my dentures fall on the plate with the steak.

NO fun getting old!

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Friday, December 28th, 2001

Subject:	How to cure Champagne headaches?
Time:	11:24 pm.
Mood:	blah.
Music:	Coldplay - Trouble.

I am hungover. I drank with some friends last night and I'm way too old for these parties.

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Saturday, December 15th, 2001

Subject:	FAME & FORTUNE (my a**)
Time:	12:41 am.
Mood:	angry.
Music:	Linkin Park - My December.

Somebody humour me!!!

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